"No honey, a monster didn't pee in the dish washer"
"So your telling me we should take a day off of chores? Ok fine, tomorrow we don't eat"
"Will you please stop threatening your brother with scissors"
" No, I don't think that paper plates can fly"
" You are not a football stadium announcer!!"
"They don't make bomb proof bandaids"
"No I don't think I weigh more than an elephant thank you very freaking much!"
" Are you having a conflict with gravity today?"
"Dammit! I said I love you more!"
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