Monday, October 26, 2015

Things I said today....

"Your brother didn't squish your eyeball"

"No honey, a monster didn't pee in the dish washer"

"So your telling me we should take a day off of chores? Ok fine, tomorrow we don't eat"

"Will you please stop threatening your brother with scissors"

" No, I don't think that paper plates can fly"

" You are not a football stadium announcer!!"

"They don't make bomb proof bandaids"

"No I don't think I weigh more than an elephant thank you very freaking much!"

" Are you having a conflict with gravity today?"

"Dammit! I said I love you more!"

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